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Anne
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Writer, (ex)Actress
Non-Prophet Industry
Socially Irresponsible
Energetically Declined

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Jun
18th
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I had a pain. I took a tablet. Now the pain is gone.

Life is very exciting.
Jun
17th
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Hello, this is your life speaking. You’ve had all these years to work on it, and this is the best you could come up with?
Jun
13th
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The other night, i dreamt my best friend, who died back in ‘91, was standing next to me at a dmv counter and he had a small rock for a left eye. Though i was aware even in the dream that he was dead, it was neither his sudden re-animation nor his peculiar physical appearance which concerned me. I was hurt that he had never told me he was planning to have his left eye replaced with a rock.

I really need to work on my prioritizing skills.
Jun
12th
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I’m worried you may not fully appreciate how charismatic i am.
Jun
11th
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There, there. Everything will work itself out.
Jun
10th
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The train passes by and there’s mist in my eye
And it’s not from the soft falling rain
And I know I’ll be back to this place by the track
To watch freedom go by on the train.

except from Buzz Potter’s “Softly by Tracks”
Letters from Boxcar Boys and Girls
Jun
9th
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Put pepper in the salt shaker. On purpose.
I’m such a rebel rouser.
Jun
8th
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It’s simple: Live wisely. Laugh often. Love well.
Jun
7th
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In fact, i’m thinking of writing a book about marriage and relationships from a woman’s perspective. Working title: I’m Wonderful, You’re A Melon Head.
Jun
5th
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My husband has a way of always getting me in the mood, assuming eye-blinking bewilderment is a mood.
Jun
4th
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Turning 60 has been such a surpise to me. Who knew muddled confusion could become a lifestyle?
Jun
3rd
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Sites like Slingpage remind me there’s a mighty fine line between sharing and annoying.
May
31st
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Anne never could resist a man with style.
Anne never could resist a man with style.
May
30th
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Hello. This is your brain speaking. You haven’t the slightest idea what you’re doing, do you?