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It’s nice to be reminded of the things one often takes for granted here in the States.Singing...

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:34:00 -0400

It’s nice to be reminded of the things one often takes for granted here in the States.

Singing The Star-Spangled Banner in the UK.

Feminine hygiene spray should come in scents men find attractive. Like beer or buffalo wings.

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:46:12 -0400

Feminine hygiene spray should come in scents men find attractive. Like beer or buffalo wings.

Ever notice how in dreams you’re never fat, friendless, or stupid?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:15:51 -0400

Ever notice how in dreams you’re never fat, friendless, or stupid?

Love me until my head explodes. Life with you will do that, eventually.

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:30:42 -0400

Love me until my head explodes. Life with you will do that, eventually.

Sundays are very weird days. I never know what to do with them. Today i watched a stump. Some things...

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:43:40 -0400

Sundays are very weird days. I never know what to do with them. Today i watched a stump. Some things actually are not better than nothing.

Things might have gone better for Uncle Flump had he realized...

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:37:00 -0400

Things might have gone better for Uncle Flump had he realized the importance of bar stools.

Nothing happened in the morning, and continued to not happen for much of the day.

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:27:00 -0400

Nothing happened in the morning, and continued to not happen for much of the day.

With gas prices on the rise, families move to more affordable...

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:27:06 -0400

With gas prices on the rise, families move to more affordable housing.

Such infinite joy to be had sitting on the porch on a summer’s morn, watching clouds on gentle...

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:04:32 -0400

Such infinite joy to be had sitting on the porch on a summer’s morn, watching clouds on gentle winds. A quiet communion between nature and….

Hot damn! The network’s back up!

Apparently, we live in a male-energy dead zone which renders husbands physically incapable of...

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:33:47 -0400

Apparently, we live in a male-energy dead zone which renders husbands physically incapable of picking up, straightening, or cleaning anything.

You can tell a lot about people by the tv programs they watch.

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:19:00 -0400

You can tell a lot about people by the tv programs they watch.

Buffalo, New York…. where dilapidated buildings go to die.

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 07:19:16 -0400

Buffalo, New York…. where dilapidated buildings go to die.

Dear God,In my next life i would really love to travel more.Dear Anne,You got it, sagebrush!

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:07:37 -0400

Dear God,
In my next life i would really love to travel more.

Dear Anne,
You got it, sagebrush!

We bought one of those scented oil air fresheners for the car. It seems that “outdoor...

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:36:20 -0400

We bought one of those scented oil air fresheners for the car. It seems that “outdoor fresh” is gladespeak for “truckstop restroom”.

I had a pain. I took a tablet. Now the pain is gone.Life is very exciting.

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:02:16 -0400

I had a pain. I took a tablet. Now the pain is gone.

Life is very exciting.

Hello, this is your life speaking. You’ve had all these years to work on it, and this is the...

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:22:00 -0400

Hello, this is your life speaking. You’ve had all these years to work on it, and this is the best you could come up with?

The other night, i dreamt my best friend, who died back in ‘91, was standing next to me at a...

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:20:48 -0400

The other night, i dreamt my best friend, who died back in ‘91, was standing next to me at a dmv counter and he had a small rock for a left eye. Though i was aware even in the dream that he was dead, it was neither his sudden re-animation nor his peculiar physical appearance which concerned me. I was hurt that he had never told me he was planning to have his left eye replaced with a rock.

I really need to work on my prioritizing skills.

I’m worried you may not fully appreciate how charismatic i am.

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:43:00 -0400

I’m worried you may not fully appreciate how charismatic i am.

There, there. Everything will work itself out.

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:43:00 -0400

There, there. Everything will work itself out.

The train passes by and there’s mist in my eyeAnd it’s not from the soft falling rainAnd...

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:58:48 -0400

The train passes by and there’s mist in my eye
And it’s not from the soft falling rain
And I know I’ll be back to this place by the track
To watch freedom go by on the train.

except from Buzz Potter’s “Softly by Tracks”
Letters from Boxcar Boys and Girls